if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
(Source: deadcops, via ratherdielaughing)
5th grade
- friend: spell ICUP
- me: I-C-U-P
- everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
- FBI: FBI, OPEN THE DOOR
- me: whats the password
Words better than “I Love You”
“I’ll pay for you”
(Source: jamilogic, via most-awkward-moments)
